The Adventures of Engine Dog: Volume 1, Issue 18
Text of this comic: Engine Dog
Engine Dog's sleep is rudely interupted by a Straight Pride Parade going on outside his apartment. So Engine Dog goes outside and barks at them to shut up but they don't listen. So he hacks into two nearby video billboards and puts on gay and lesbian porn. All the women and men put their hands in their pockets and get suspiciously quiet. And once again, Engine Dog can fall asleep in peace.

Engine Dog is my Hero!